
No words. Should have sent a poet.
We have all been tested by that most rending trial of even the most indomitable love two people can share, that instant when your wandering eyes are smoldered after falling upon the sultry crimson temptress that whispers, “New Episodes. Come hither and binge with me tonight.”
It would be so easy, wouldn’t it? The better half of your OTP would surely never know. From this day forward, leave no doubt with a pair of Cornetto Series Commitment Rings.
Yes, the ice cream company that inspired the great Edgar Wright to create three of the funniest movies to ever make us laugh ourselves into seizures of laughter brings our generation of besmitten bingers its quintessential symbol of unrelenting loyalty: “I will not watch a single episode without your hand in mine.” These rings don’t exactly leave much of a choice, either.
NFC technology links both rings to a streaming account for up to six months at a time using a free mobile app. Once you select a series to binge and bond over, place your rings next to the phone. As long as the rings are parted, the hardware inside each will block the account’s access to your sacred shows. Once they are together again, the show will be unblocked for your love-dovey viewing pleasure.
Say “I love you”, one episode at a time.