Cut the cheese like the proud, rugged lumberjack you are with the one and only Cheese Log, courtesy of Fred & Friends.
You’ve earned it. You sleep all night. You work all day. You cut down trees, you eat your lunch, and you go to the lava-try. When you go shopping on Wednesdays, break out this solid beechwood board and companion stainless axe to lend a special manliness to whatever dairy delights and other nummies you serve alongside your buttered scones and tea.
Hey, if you’re going to go from leaping tree-to-tree down the mighty rivers of British Columbia to wearing women’s clothing and hanging around in bars, the Cheese Log leaves just the right rustic bastion of unquestionable manliness that stands taller than Paul Bunyan in stilettos.