Even if you can't fix a leaky sink without setting something on fire, every lady loves a man who knows how to carry his hardware when her pipes need cleaning. Just step out of the shower, wrap yourself in The Handyman Bath Towel, and strut with confidence knowing that Tool Time is only a split-second slip of this ...
Reports claim that over 200,000 online customers each month currently wade balls-deep into a whole new pit of the sexual enhancement product landfill, and this one really makes our northernmost heads hurt: an instant coffee purported to improve erections. Stiff bull - yes, really - may proudly declare itself "The ...
Anyone who has ever experienced a cohabitating adult relationship has encountered that ultimate test of two people's comfort with one another: can you fart in front of your lovey-dovey schmoopy candy-crotch without shame? If you've crossed that Rubicon, The Moon Ring has an all-new litmus test to take the measure of ...
Listen to us very carefully, people of Earth: we won't be the least bit proud to have chosen Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton as our next President of the United States, but whichever turns out to be the lesser of two chuckleheads, look upon these preserved severed heads while you digest both the good and bad news of ...
Is there life out there, in space? If there is intelligent life out there, they might be avoiding us, for good reason. However, if there is ‘someone’ else besides humans in the universe, China has the best chance of spotting/detecting them first, with the new alien-hunting radio telescope it built. China’s new ...
Let's all just pause a moment to give thanks that Mother Nature is merely the metaphorical personification of the general entirety of all processes that make up evolution's natural order, as opposed to an actual all-powerful being. Seriously. Be grateful. If there were an actual entity to whom humanity would ...
If you haven’t heard, there is a new USB stick available that doesn’t store information, instead, it kills computers dead. Yeah, it’s true, just plug this sucker in to your computer, if you dare, and say good-bye to using it again. So, don’t do it! Why the inventor of this computer killing devices was ‘inspired’ to ...
What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, And Epic 'Staches? OK, so our headlines lack the rumination of Elvis Costello lyrics. Still, it's a fair question, isn't it? The 2016 National Beard and Mustache Competition in Nashville, Tenn. lived up to every bit of the manly pageantry we've come to expect every year from ...
There's a dark, fearful recess of our mind that looks at the claw-handed ProDrone and thinks that if some oblivious chucklehead were to decide that "The Last Unicorn" needed an "updated reboot" to connect with today's audiences, this would be Mommy Fortuna's "harpy" for some reason. Oh, don't you dare look at us ...
Getting ‘bombed’ at parties is what seriously soldiers of good-times do. And, when they do ‘it’, they do it with a pint-size WMD mug. In a world that is always at war, the battle for a good time rages on with pint-sized mugs that are fashioned after an explosive bomb. The decoratively designed explosive mug is made ...
These Striking GIFs Offer Glimpse Into The World Of Color-Blindness Color-blindness is just about literally impossible for someone who has never experienced it to imagine. There's no doing descriptive justice to reds, blues, greens, yellows, or any other intermediate hue within their spectrum when addressing someone ...
Is it better to pop a cork or bust a cap? You know you deserve to not have to choose. Whether you wield the WineOvation Wine Gun in slick simulated steel or stylish firearm pink, this battery-operated bottle opener lets you and your fellow partygoers savor up to 30 bottles per full charge faster than a hipster can ...
We once thought we had mastered the "Ultimate Rope Trick." We so certain that our basement full of bound pizza delivery drivers who had never given us any trouble with escape attempts after more than a decade would be enough to back our claims for years to come, were we to ever let them go. Hey, we had to make sure ...
There is no applying logic to the way we attempt to handle hot pots and pans. Try to follow our reasoning, here. A thing is hot. We convince ourselves that we'll be best served handling it with as few fingers as possible. These heated objects are often a bit heavier than they look between their natural heft and the ...
Since there have been Pokemon, there have been artists who have dared to imagine a world wherein humankind existed side-by-side with real pocket-sized monsters. Consequently, for as long as fan-art has crossed that Rubicon into anime-made-flesh, the ultimate creations have spanned from soul-crushingly adorable ...
There's no better side of the bed to get up on than the one where you get off. What's that, you say? You'd love to start your day with a contented sigh instead of a yawn, but there's just no cock that will doodle-doo to get you there effortlessly? Before you stumble coffee-fueled through one more A.M. fog, let ...
Allow us to remove our comedic hat for a rare sobering public service announcement. We have nothing funny to say about this jarring infographic. "The Horrors Of Methamphetamine" offers nothing less than what it says on the tin: The Points A and B of a terrible, dangerous drug's grip on human lives. We consider ...
Fair warning, folks. We question whether our own sadism has evolved beyond our control just because we watched all excruciating eight minutes of this. None of you can convince us that this isn't the product of the WheresMyChallenge lads looking at a tub of LEGO bricks, then at their bare feet, and then finally to a ...
Sweet MC 900 Ft. Jesus, what is it with people and drinking and/or serving food and drink from skulls? Seriously, the Skull of Doom Decanter, in all its intricate premium-glass glory, just resurrects so many questions that always accompany items such as these. When you all see a perfectly healthy, attractive ...
Well-done, Pokemon Go. You've managed to take one of the cornerstones of nerdy fandom and associated it with getting outside and walking everywhere while interacting with lots and lots of strangers. Tell us, what did the natural order do to you that you felt you had to destroy it so? If a mobile game is suddenly ...
The cable companies are shaking in their boots now that Amazon has released these new Video Subscriptions that give YOU control over what you want to actually watch. No longer be shackled into purchasing these bundles that have hundreds , if not thousands of channels that you'll never watch. How many times have you ...
Remember the moment in the first season of "Game Of Thrones" when Daenerys proved her mettle to the Dothraki crones by scarfing down the heart of a horse? Well, if the loved and feared Khaleesi had found that pericardium just a tad bland, Satan's Blood Hot Sauce would have probably given the mother of dragons just the ...
Every time we come across the work of a body-painting virtuoso such as Lisha, we end up asking ourselves the exact same question the next time we watch some special effects-laden spectacle of a television series or movie: why do we even bother with CGI? Is it a matter of exceptional digital effects being less ...
Ah, that new-car smell. Why must its glory be so fleeting? How could such a heady olfactory essence be so fragile and fade so quickly? It's your fault. You. Yes, you. With every rush-hour gridlock burrito fart, every dribble of gym sweat that trails down the crack of your ass, your own uniquely aromatic "eau de ...
Welcome to the Golden Age of Pool Floats. This summer alone, we've paddled and idly drifted along atop a colossal sprinkled donut that would put Homer Simpson to his knees, a succulent pair of red lips, and quite possibly our favorite of all, a big grinning mound of tightly coiled poop. Now, thanks to the wonderful ...
It’s not easy being a professional golfer these days because of the limitations of getting around in golf carts, that is why professional golfer Bubba Watson and Oakley have joined forces to combat the ground based golf cart dilemma, to free up valuable time it takes golfers to go from hole to hole. The answer to ...
We love every one of Earth's creatures, great and small. That being said, we'd eat a condor-egg omelette seasoned with the tears of beached blue whale and topped with extra-crispy baby seal back bacon before we ever let harm come to a unicorn. They apparently weep glittery vodka with a deliciously sweet finish. ...
Not everyone at Unique Hunters wears makeup, but we all share a genuine fascination a certain revolutionary artistry showcased via social media by groundbreaking men and women of backgrounds ranging from inventive cosmetic practicality for fetching everyday looks to practical effects virtuosos in training to stun ...
Well, that's it, everyone. "Don't Try This At Home" had a nice run that left us with some spectacular memories and some we never wanted in the first place, but Flaming Giant Jenga has just nudged it aside to make room for "Why The Kung Pao Hell Would You Even....?" Oh, it's nothing less than what it says on the ...
When a fast-food chain co-backed by Warren Buffett and 3G Capital announces macaroni and cheese-stuffed Cheetos, surprisingly, we're reluctant to argue. Look, we wouldn't look past the spectacularly hilarious failure of a burger that accidentally turned human feces green for just any brand. However, the botched ...
Few feature film creature designs so impressively demonstrate how decisively practical effects and props will almost always trump CGI as the late H.R. Giger's terrifying legendary Xenomorph design for Ridley Scott's "Alien". This Life-Sized Alien Warrior Head is more than a mere prop replica. For devotees to Scott's ...
We could cite a number of reasons we don't have children. Even if most of them didn't require the phrases "500-foot restraining order" or "banned for life from all major dating websites and sex clubs", we would probably voluntarily opt out of parenthood. That's because ordinary teenage "creativity" leads to ...
We've celebrated some incredibly daring, visionary special effects artists in recent months. Of course, there's a pretty thick, bold line between convincing the human eye that a young woman is pulling a detachable showerhead through her torso and painstakingly creating realistic injury makeup effects lifelike enough ...
Our office pet Doggehkin used to be an adventurer like you. But then some asshole shot an arrow at some guy's knee and he took off chasing it. Haven't seen him since. Dark magick doth not deceive thine eyes. That is indeed an aluminum suit of handmade Fantasy Dog Knight Armor. A day may come when the courage of ...
Friends who have never shared a pair of underwear can't know how tight the ties that bind can be. We would hope that any bunch of people with one pair of drawers between them would at least opt for this roomy 100%-cotton pair of The World's Largest Underpants. These mighty tighty-whities' heavily elasticated ...
We're ordinarily all for a side of cheeky realism with our kitsch, but when it comes to Butt Buoys, we're perfectly fine with these saucy anchor markers being just sexy enough to draw stares and just obvious enough to not be mistaken for actual lady parts hovering teasingly over the waterline. We know that of which ...
Life is too serious not to have fun, and the folks at Nerf corporation know all about fun, they've built a thriving international business out of it, that's just what they do. Well, now 'they've' gone and done it again – made more fun stuff for kids of all ages to play with. Nerf is rolling out the company's latest ...
Ladies and Gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the most Japanese thing of all Japanese things. Micah Moore and Long Thai of Beatdown Boogie journeyed to Japan, courtesy of "Cloud Riders" publisher Hashtag Comics, and ventured into Robot Restaurant, an establishment that's as much an explosion of sensory overload as it ...
Not long ago, we sang the praises of a drifting down your nearest lazy river with a beer in hand, the sun's golden rays falling warmly upon our faces, and grinning tightly coiled piles of vinyl poop beneath us. In the spirit of our newly realized fondness for unusual flotation devices, we're ready to sit back and ...
There’s nothing like using your marksman abilities to knock out your digital enemies in a video game, but if you need to exercise those legs and your capabilities, take those tired fingers out for a real adventure. You’ve heard about paintball, you know the general rules, but you’re terrified of getting up close ...
Thanks, Adam Pizurny. If there was just one question that prodded our minds from the moment we woke up today, it was, "What could the halls of our dreams run yellow with 'fraidy-urine?" Inspired by what we suspect to be a combination of boredom, imagination, and a compulsion to prove that just about anybody could ...
Etsy merchant HighNoonCreations brings the world wearable "technology" we at Unique Hunters can enthusiastically adopt immediately: the Snail Shell Helmet. This urethane rubber fashion statement just might be a prototype for a giant leap forward in mankind's communion with Mother Nature. Sure, it's daring fashion ...
It may sound corny or even just a bit nutty, but give summer your biggest and brightest "Howdy-ho!" while laid back atop a tightly coiled floating pile of emoji poop. We never in a dozen lifetimes would have believed we would ever say this, but the Emoji Universe Giant Inflatable Poop Float just might be this ...
Pardon our gushing artistic appreciation, but a painter could cover no canvas more singular, nuanced in character, or evocatively intimate than a human body. Even in that superlative medium, Tokyo artist Hikaru Cho has an exemplary detailed hand and boundless imagination for conjuring mind-bending visions from her ...
You remember Play-Doh, you know, the clay stuff kids play around with making all kinds of imaginary… stuff. Well, those kids eventually grow up to be like this Portuguese artist who makes 'real' art with the soft clay based dough. The only difference with this particular grown-up artist is that they have an active ...
There's very much a history of human beings fashioning trophies and wearable trinkets from other human beings. That's how we here at Unique Hunters choose to rationalize Denture Bracelets. On the one hand, no, these wrist adornments available now from Etsy crafter ConcaveOblivion are not repurposed dentures stolen ...
For every Hollywood blockbuster, there's a "What if...?" to ponder. What if Dave Chappelle hadn't passed up playing Bubba in "Forrest Gump"? What if Jon Peters had actually found someone to fulfill his epic vision of a flightless Superman battling a giant mechanical spider while Brainiac throws down with polar bears? ...
'Murica, we have indeed come to this. We've seen schools go to laughable extremes to punish bringing toy guns onto educational grounds. We've even seen children punished just for making gun gestures with their fingers, which would make inarguable sense, if human beings had collectively evolved index fingers with ...
It occurs to us that this is the second time in as many months that we've highlighted a groundbreaking moment in bringing the magical gift of murder home to your living room. We aren't sure whether these accoutrements of twisted steel and deadly appeal are odes to modern warfare, optimistic suggestions for how to ...
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