The Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket fills us with so many questions. We aren’t sure how many of them we want answered, either. Let’s start with the first, foremost, and simplest curiosity to answer: Jesus atop a cookie-shitting unicorn, who would set out to make something like this?! Look no further than Etsy artisans ...
Watching This Will Make You Regret Every Time You Ever Called Your Cat An Asshole Meet Bart Jansen. After hearing his story, we strongly suggest giving your pets one giant reassuring hug. More importantly, this is the story of Jansen’s two beloved cats, Orville and Wilbur. Goodness, how those mischievous felines ...
Have your kids hit that adorable stage wherein every three words out of their precious paycheck-devouring mouths seem to be, "We want a puppy?" Well, don't be afraid to low-ball your counter-offers. Why sink hundreds of dollars or more into a four-legged friend when you could gift your spawn two six-legged ...
Bad lip reading has brought us some of the most hilarious takes on everything from Star Wars to Football, Politics and more. The You Tube channel is voiced by some of the most popular comedians of our time. Well, these comedians have given a voice to what was really said during the inauguration which we all witnessed ...
Let's review for a moment. The socially networked IZIVIBE and its companion app realized humanity's boldest ambitions of fusing a vibrator with a smartphone case in the interest of letting couples enjoy a customized sexy, cellular screw at a partner's mercy. The extendable fiber-optic Inner Selfie Stick lets a ...
A few members of our Unique Hunters family grew up in the midwestern United States with a clever phrase that describes a certain kind of rare kindness: "I could tell you to go to Hell and you would enjoy the trip." A similar sentiment comes about as close as anything we could suggest to describe Austrian artist ...
WARNING: DO NOT Try To Spend These Remarkable New-Style Prop $100 Bills If we don't say something now, then as sure as the sun rises in the east and what comes out of Donald Trump's mouth reminds us of our toilet bowls after a luncheon catered by Taco Bell, somebody will do something that will make us wish we had: ...
Proving We've Got So Much More To Learn...Just when you thought science knows all there is to know about the human body, then comes along the rumors of a new human organ discovered? It’s true, it seems there is still much to learn about the human body, according to writings in The Lancet Gastroenterology and ...
Fellow nerds, we will never question your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Few events in any human lifetime equal the emotional gravity and ultimate joy that accompanies a child's birth. The hours leading up to it are typically wrought with excruciating pain many women wouldn't wish on your average war criminal. ...
Once upon a time, visionary jewelry designer Nadja Buttendorf saw a ring. She liked it so much, she put a finger on it. Why seek out a helping hand when an extra finger will do? A "Fingerring," as it were. Buttendorf took the liberty of creating a brief YouTube playlist showcasing the many ways a quality Fingerring ...
When out for a night on the town, do you have an uncanny success rate for sizing up which fetching lad or lass will toss a martini in your eyes and who will make you coffee and toss some cash your way to summon an Uber driver in the morning? Do you have a reputation that makes poker dealers and fellow gamblers alike ...
Yes, 2016 ended up providing little more than a parade of hot, ugly messes rained down upon the world. It turns out, it was also a great year to be a dick. We would like to have a word with Dr. Brian Le about how our "Teen Titans" erotic fan-fic novella ended up in the Department of Urology at the University of ...
Wonderful. Giant mech robots are here to to enslave mankind. While the world's most innovative software engineers have been making groundbreaking leaps toward increasingly intuitive artificial intelligence that evokes Skynet more unsettlingly with every breakthrough, South Korea has been pouring the rough equivalent ...
It baffles us that some critics still refuse to acknowledge meticulously edited Photoshop pastiches as "art." Just survey these lighthearted split-image juxtapositions by Atlanta art director and photographer Stephen McMennamy without marveling at how seamlessly he stitches his surreal visions together. We've showed ...
Just go ahead and start calling each of us "Leslie," because Roman Fedortsov's Twitter fills our office with a metric f***-ton of "Nope!" We don't know exactly where in the vicinity of Murmansk this intrepid trawler fishes for his living, but we are now convinced the port city in the extreme northwestern reaches of ...
Stick to bloody conflicts of attrition you can experience in pictures, Ken Burns. The .30 Caliber Mini Cannon tells its tales of inter-office civil war in eyes swollen by arcing volleys of steel that found their mark with bruising impact, profane battle cries that echo from the verdant-painted break room to the ...
If the velociraptors stalking Tim and Lex throughout the Visitor's Center kitchen in 1993's "Jurassic Park" didn't send chills sprinting up your spine, the memory of game warden Robert Muldoon's ominous warning about the unparalleled predators to John Hammond and his guests about a day before being ravenously ambushed ...
The planet still has many exotic creatures left, for now, unfortunately, illegal poaching of rare and endangered species is a continual problem. The source of much poaching is usually a direct result of demand for raw materials of animals that are used to make medicines. China, for example, has an insatiable appetite ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
We would like to remind our crotchety next-door neighbor, Mr. Weathers, that we were the reasonable ones. We wanted to resolve ownership of the apple tree hanging across our property lines without anyone getting hurt. The roots are entirely on our side. It doesn't matter if the branches hang almost entirely over his ...
There are many well-known sharks, such as the hammerhead and great white sharks, but there are other fascinating creatures lurking in the deep oceans that anxiously awaited to be discovered. One such creature – Hydrolagus trolli, dubbed the “ghost shark”, has been recently filmed for the first time in its natural ...
Suppose for an instant that some douchebag elite assassin just ruined an evening of debaucherous drinking with your friends by firing a bullet down your hooch-hole the instant you shoot the last swallow of bourbon you'll ever taste. First off, sorry about your damn luck. We hope you at least shelled out for the ...
Could this be a new product for the Trump line of merchandise once he takes office? From the attention grabbing mind of Shed Simove, motivational speaker www.MotivationalSpeaker.biz
In our heads, we keep imagining the look of confusion nearing fear on Meowie Wowie's face when we stick him inside this Great White Shark Cat Ball Bed. "Why?" he'll ask inside his little fuzz-clogged brain. "Why have the two-legged idiot cats sacrificed their Lord and Master to the prehistoric eating machine of the ...
Hey, nobody ever said every "art" was a delicate flower in some serene meadow. In "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: the Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life," ace blogger Mark Manson dispenses with blowing smoke about always remaining "positive" up anyone's ass and gets real about what letting go life's ...
Ordinarily, we handle glitter with a steady hand and a healthy fear of craft-herpes getting anywhere we don't intend it to be. Glitter Pillows tempt our instinctive fixation on shiny objects without worrying us that our living room will look like a dozen strippers staged an all-night mosh pit and jiu-jitsu tournament. ...
Duck Feet finger puppets take our memories all the way back to what our wise old grandfather told us every other day growing up: "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chop its legs off and wear 'em on your hands. That's how I met Grandma." We miss that daffy old coot. That wasn't teary-eyed sentiment. ...
Physiology is such a fascinating branch of biology in the first place, but we take a particularly keen interest in reproduction. Stop laughing. Look, if you can't take making babies seriously, then you clearly are not prepared for adulthood. It borders on impossible to look at an infant of any species, size up ...
In the sense that few innovative twists will ever top this one, China has just forever ruined the parade of stick-figure family decals plastered across rear windshields everywhere. To be fair, this isn't entirely an ornamental notion. Chinese drivers have begun equipping their vehicles with reflective stickers ...
A plethora of drone models can be seen flying in the skies these days, who they belong to is anyone’s guess? Drones are being used for all types of reasons, mostly for taking pictures and videos, but the use of drones is far from regulated and some scrupulous people use these to spy on homes and commercial facilities. ...
Any prank can get under someone's skin. A great prank gets marks laughing right along at themselves. They've got spirit, but it's rarely ever exactly "mean." Jeff "Obvious Plant" Wysaski, we salute you and your new book, "High Five This Sign," for embracing the kinder side of that border between being amusing and ...
Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars leave us at a bit of a loss. This is gratuitous delectability. Somebody somewhere in Europe looked contemplatively at a plate of sinfully rich Milka chocolate candy, pondered the classically satisfying Oreo duet of chocolate cookies with light, smooth creme filling, and dared to walk where ...
This holiday season, give a gift that gives you and everyone you love something back. Specifically, pinpoint the one person whose Hershey bombs reduce your bathroom to a fecal chemical warfare lab with their fumes and gift that turd-terrorist the deluxe Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. For starters, each set ...
Here at Unique Hunters, we heartily endorse parents toying with the impressionable young minds of their brood like kittens with balls of string. Some kids just won't learn any other way that life isn't "fair." That's why we would like to propose a brand-new game to play this Christmas Eve. First, sit your little ...
Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, and nine reindeer with herniated discs suffered while dragging his jolly old ass around the globe overnight once a year a favor. Leave him a few of these ...
If flies have similar unwritten laws to the way human existence plays out, there's a tried-and-true old saw that warns, "You never hear the one that has your name on it." While we'll almost certainly never know whether a fly hears the air rushing past a swatter right before it disintegrates its central nervous ...
Damn you, Japan. Why is it that every time you come across a door that mankind should definitely think twice about opening, you can't wait to blow it off its hinges? A hotel hall in Japan recently rang with the roars and stomps of arguably the world's most realistically recreated dinosaurs as On-Art Corp CEO Kazuya ...
We are developing some serious suspicious doubts about this assumption that unicorns are either phenomenally rare or entirely nonexistent. Either there's a vast conspiracy afoot concealing innumerable roving herds of these stunning magical beasts, or someone is making a mint off the same poor individual creature ...
Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might just provide the strongest supporting argument we've ever experienced. We hardly object to certain flavors lingering ...
As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...
Hey, everybody who has ever moaned about Hollywood "destroying/raping/burning your childhood?" Not another word until you prove to us that you didn't just look at Pikachu re-imagined to look like one of the uber-vampires from "Blade II" and feel a warm trickle run down your leg. Credit where it's due to Disse86: ...
If you've ever seen the "Doctor Who" travesty known as "Fear Her," you understand why we love and fear Dom. It isn't exactly an original premise for a sci-fi adventure: set against the backdrop of the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 London Olympics, the Tenth Doctor and companion Martha Jones encounter a little ...
For many decades, scientists have been using a wide-range of the latest technologies to find any signs of alien life in the universe, but have ‘publicly’ been unsuccessful, until now? Astronomers working out of Laval University, Quebec, have suggested that we already have evidence that alien civilizations exists, ...
We really need an adult to independently curtail our fascination with HBO's "Westworld." Would that we had the $7 million at our disposal to cover Hammacher Schlemmer's list price for this fully operational 23 Acre Wild West Town, there's no way we would behave responsibly. The bad seeds have long since been sown. ...
Halloween is AWESOME at this guys house, although his neighbors may not agree. We weren't sure he could do it, but Creative Lighting Displays maestro of music and motion KJ has stepped up his game this done himself. The Riverside, Calif. lighting display master incorporated a brand-new duo of P10 Matrix boards to add ...
We have to offer credit where it's due: these Tampon Flasks are a nearly fool-proof way to smuggle hooch where it doesn't belong. Every order contains two packages that each contain five reusable tubes and single-use wrappers that no casual glance could distinguish from the genuine articles. Each imposter tampon ...
If the month leading up to Christmas is America's manic salute to gift-giving, marketing, and capitalism, then Halloween is our annual roasting of all things pop-culture. Costumed kids travel from door to door and collect mountains of candy to bury the odd toothbrush, religious tract, or box of raisins. Meanwhile, ...
OK, America. We're calling a timeout. We may only have just under one more month to go until possibly the most embarrassing presidential election in U.S. history comes to an end and we can all go about the business of lamenting what awaits over the next four years. That's going to feel like a longer wait than it ...
Just so that everybody is clearly on the same page, there is nothing any of you could do or say while wearing this unsettlingly realistic Banana Slug Mask that won't make us back away from you very slowly, at best, or possibly douse you with salt and try to cleanse you with fire. Sweet Jesus on a stick, it even has ...
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