Blurs Line Between Avenger And Mighty "Champion" Marvel’s “Thor: Ragnarok” Hulk-Out Mask reminds us of everything any kid loves about pretending to channel Bruce Banner’s surly green alter-ego and every sigh of relief we adults breathed that all the lovey-dovey business between Banner and Natasha Romanoff in ...
There isn’t a whole lot you could convince us bacon cannot improve. Ice cream sundae? Needs more bacon. BLT? Your sandwich could contain at least two-thirds more bacon if you would only ditch the lettuce and tomato. What could possibly make a NyQuil nap better? The scrumptious taste of bacon filling our mouths right ...
ThinkGeek’s exclusive “Back to the Future”-inspired Mr. Fusion Car Charger is the most compelling tangible evidence yet that Marty McFly and Doc Brown didn’t exactly explore every potential application for their time-traveling DeLorean’s legendary second-generation power source. Let’s break this down like a ...
Wow, Hammacher Schlemmer. Your Transforming Robot Car sure is nifty. If only your 10-inch-tall dancing robot-in-disguise had a clever one-word name that encapsulated its most appealing action. While you’re at it, maybe you could write a rockin’ theme song about this guy that he could dance along to when we either ...
It was only a matter of time. Hot on the heels of Nintendo’s back-to-back wildly successful resurrections of classic consoles, hordes of nostalgic gamers may now prepare for the revival of a home computer that kickstarted a generation’s lifelong obsession with revolutionary interactive entertainment. When we first ...
The Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle may prove to be that one piece of licensed “Stranger Things” merchandise that finally epitomizes how our favorite phenomenal Netflix original series has altered our appreciation for apparent cerebral hemorrhaging. Unlike the enigmatic, waffle-binging young lady played by Millie ...
Hammacher Schlemmer’s 3D Pancake Printer gloriously fuses the delightful practicality and creativity of automated multi-dimensional construction with nature’s most perfect staple of any balanced breakfast. This flapjack fabrication griddle measures 19.25 inches long by 10.25 inches wide and strategically dispenses ...
From the award-winning fantasy art and replica sculptors of Design Toscano, we present the only grand accoutrement worthy of succeeding their exceptional life-sized strolling bigfoot statue: the spectacular Warwickshire Dragon Glass-Topped Coffee Table. It’s a masterpiece furnishing worthy of a Targaryen ...
Every young and young-at-heart nerd who has ever seen a non-prequel Star Wars movie would sacrifice expendable extremities and/or organs to fly the Millennium Falcon. Well, dream no longer, scruffy scoundrels and nerf-herders. We wouldn’t bet on the massive Air Hogs Millennium Falcon XL Drone making the Kessel Run in ...
We are absolutely fine with Design Toscano’s wall-mounted Shark Attack Bathroom Toilet Paper Holder. Menacing? Sure, Bruce looks like someone left something smelly in his Corn Flakes. Ordinarily, we wouldn’t put our digits anywhere near a minimally evolved prehistoric eating machine looking at us like chicken ...
New and exclusive to Firebox, Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Miniatures allow you a satisfying trial taste of the shimmery sauce before committing to a bigger bottle of a mythical woodland beast’s distilled sadness. Discerning palates who prefer their adult libations with a dash of enchanted whimsy dig Unicorn Tears as ...
Samsung’s limited-edition Star Wars POWERbot robot vacuum offers a perfectly plausible answer to casual Star Wars fans who can’t resist asking, “What are those adorable black, ankle-height machines I always see roaming the Death Star? I want one!” To those of us with pulsing nerd-boners for lore, those curious ...
Feeling a bit backed-up after that Chipotle-catered office party? Terrifying Toilet Decals just might frighten the carnitas out of you yet. At the very least, the potty-squid’s judgmental gaze will sear its disappointment into your flesh the next time you get hustled at beer pong and spend Sunday morning with your ...
Mother Nature doesn’t often deal in perfection. Every now and then, however, she just knocks one immaculate notion out of the park. Praise bacon, hallowed be thy taste. To prepare bacon for consumption in its proper glory, you must become one with the bacon. Nothing less than the Bacon Apron’s succulently marbled ...
This Giant Yeti Snow Tube confirms what we have always believed in our childlike hearts: there is no cryptozoological wonder more misunderstood than the poor Abominable Snowman. As the legend we totally didn’t just now make up goes, those who best the Yeti in a best-of-three Twister duel will win his undying ...
You have a sunrise meeting with your kingdom’s most dimwitted-yet-influential barbarian lord over teeming coffee and bacon burnt black to parley for a leave of absence from your labor and livelihood to join the joviality of your village’s Renaissance Festival. Sadly, you lack sufficient wisdom to enchant your +5 ...
In action, the world’s finest remote-controlled cars hum with the essence of the real-life vehicle that inspire them. That’s exactly what makes the DHK Maximus 4x4 Monster Truck brought to us by Gear Best is such a damn rush: few RC trucks made today bring the thrill of recreational off-road racing and stunt driving ...
Whether you own a PC or Xbox, or both, no doubt the name ‘Razer’ is familiar to you, it should be, especially if you are a gamer? The company Razer is well-known for producing all kinds of gaming accessories for gamers, in fact, many gamers do not settle for anything less than Razer products such as gaming ...
We can’t be the only ones who long for a time before Apple seemingly became as obsessed with trendy signature visual cues across their entire line of gadgets as they once were with engineering unmatched user-friendly software and hardware. Thanks to Elago’s M4 Phone Stand, we can at least pop our iPhones into the ...
How would like to have console-style gaming for your iPad, iPhone, or Apple TV? Well, now you can with the GoPlay Sidekick from Kanex. This is a pocket-sized game controller that packs a punch! It’s got a Lightning connector, pressure sensitive buttons, trigger buttons, dual analog joysticks with a directional pad, ...
As of the time of this writing, October 2017 has been a curious month in gaming. Nintendo’s Super NES Classic mini-console has received virtually unanimous praise after hitting retailers in surprising numbers - for a Nintendo release, anyway. The J.R.R. Tolkien-inspired “Middle-earth: Shadow of War” recently ...
Kurt Adler’s plush “South Park” Mr. Hankey Ornament stands as proof that, for a “new” Christmas tradition to endure popularly for decades on end, its sentiment has to reach down and tickle something nestled deep inside the bowels of every young and old soul alike. For instance, Mariah Carey gave the gift of “All I ...
For all the time Batman probably spends devising counter-measures to prevent evolved criminals such as the Joker out of Wayne Manor, he and the Bat Family surely must have looked around their domestic surroundings once or twice and wondered to themselves, “Is this even a setting befitting the Clown Prince of Crime?” ...
There’s never a bad time to honor a quintessential tipping point in the seemingly eternal struggle between the noble Jedi and ruthless Sith with the galaxy’s fate hanging in the balance. Just to make sure you never miss an honorary moment, bring home The Bradford Exchange’s exclusive Star Wars: Sith vs. Jedi Wall ...
Given its phenomenally versatile resume of features and dimensions tailored for service in even the most minimal spaces, the newly revealed Echo Spot makes a case for simply listing the few things Amazon’s Internet of Things nexus and its ubiquitous companion virtual assistant Alexa still can’t do. So far, we have ...
If you have a TV, monitor, or projector and a DVD player, you have the makings of a haunted house full of s*** that will turn you white. Screw the spooky-scary foam skeletons and hanging cobwebs by hand without the aid of a re-purposed and powered-up glue gun. No need for ghosts that can't hover hauntingly without ...
C’mon, now. Show us someone who has seen any movie in the “Despicable Me” trilogy or the absurdly popular spin-off “Minions” without wanting to bring home an insane babbling corn-nugget creature, and we will, in turn, show you...well, either a suspiciously joyless toddler or an adult who will never again gaze upon a ...
We were warned that the knives of the Iron Chefs would blot out the sun. First, we asked ourselves, “Who actually just tosses cutlery into the air? Does that strike anybody else as absurdly and unnecessarily dangerous?” Once we ceased taking the glib movie reference so literally, we smirked and retorted, “Then we ...
Our feline roomies will never appreciate living in a decadent world of fantastic instant gratification where handmade-to-order Cat Caves can be manifested from across the sea just by punching a few buttons. We don’t see the fantastically talented Etsy merchants at WoolyCatCaves weaving us cozy personal furniture ...
Star Wars Meets The Sushi Bar! Sure. Go ahead. Tell us all about how a real equivalent to these Kylo Ren Light-Up Chop Sabers would never work because they would “slice right through the sushi.” No, we aren’t being sarcastic. That’s actually a great point. It’s also a crying shame. We didn’t think there was any ...
We are, far and away, much bigger fans of handmade or at least tangible holiday decorations. Even we have to admit, we're coaxed to the techie side of seasonal spirits by the Superior Holiday Scene Projector's capacity to make our living rooms windows positively surreal with moving life. The projector delivers a ...
Imagine triumphing over life's every obstacle using instantly responsive arcade cabinet controls. TAP! Your taxes are filed and you can expect your instantly deposited refund to hit your bank account in about five minutes. TAP-TAP! You found your TV's remote control alongside a magic wand and a tutorial teaching ...
(Hey, everyone! Two things to point out about this Pennywise Costume…. First off, at the time of writing this, it is currently sold out online. Nevertheless, we urge you to keep checking back for renewed availability. Second, a plea for some common-bloody-sense: please, do not parlay the stunningly revived ...
Stare long and hard at this Time: Man Of The Year Bar-Size Mirror, and ask yourself one all-important question: “Am I a Lebowski achiever?” If so, we can’t help but abide. After all, you can clearly contemplate nihilism while unapologetically reveling in your innate narcissism. That’s exactly what makes you so damn ...
What’s this “you win or you die” crap? Mittens has solved our ridiculous human absolutism in a cagey fashion typical of the cunning we’ve come to expect not from a Lannister or Stark, but Lord Varys or Littlefinger: let the idiot bipeds fight and kill each other over the Iron Throne. Meanwhile, if it fits, the kitty ...
Staring at this Mario Kart LED Twinkling Bracelet’s 15 luminous lights inspired us to wax philosophical about Rainbow Road’s foundational reality. Stick with us. What if that illustrious, vibrantly bedecked course is really nothing more than some cosmic overlord’s garish bangle? Much like their animated ...
Oh, come on. Let’s not pretend this Star Trek Warp Core USB Car Charger is insinuating anything every Trekkie hasn’t suspected all along: every starship engineer eventually slips a lightning cable into the works to refresh a dying device’s juice. Subspace bubble be damned, nobody makes Geordi run those diagnostics ...
With every ounce of due respect to The Pokemon Company and Niantic, Lenovo’s “Star Wars: Jedi Challenges” is the jaw-droppingly immersive vision of smartphone-powered augmented reality the gaming community wished for in 2016 while riding the phenomenal cresting tidal wave of mainstream hype behind “Pokemon Go.” To ...
When the Logitech MX Mouse series debuted, hardcore multitasking enthusiasts unanimously praised its use of proprietary Flow software to seamlessly manage up to three computing rigs simultaneously with a single device. Although inarguably a remarkable achievement in streamlined juggling of congruent projects, the ...
Under any other circumstance, our sense of compassion for hardworking creative individuals whose livelihoods hinge on the royalties their works accrue would forbid us from endorsing illegitimate video game emulators and bootleg consoles. On the other hand, that moral compass was forged before Nintendo decided to ...
Sphero’s new interactive R2-D2 replica promises to break new beeping ground like no booping Star Wars toy before. We’ve sung the praises of numerous products paying homage to the galaxy’s boldest Astromech, but they all lacked a certain sense of personality this particular little guy exhibits in spades. It speaks ...
When we proclaim that LEGO has outdone itself, that is covering some pretty damn serious ground. When it comes to the Star Wars Ultimate Collector’s Series Millennium Falcon, that feels like a woeful understatement. For starters, let’s put this collection’s sheer scope in perspective, shall we? The 2011 LEGO ...
Makes The Airport Baggage Claim Fun Again! Airline employees have hurled the same tired excuse after misplacing someone’s luggage: “We apologize, but many bags look alike.” Here’s an ingenious means of circumventing that steaming mug of placating crap: Head Case personalized case covers wrap your luggage in a ...
There’s really no wrong way to let the world know you’d rather be fishing than doing whatever it is that's actually devouring your time. Some people display a conspicuous “Gone Fishing” sign to let passersby know they’re merrily wetting a line. Others display the “decency” to fake a cold before buggering off to see ...
Lego has produced many wonderful movies, Ninjago being the latest one, and kids are excited about it, to say the least. In fact, Lego toys are a ‘big’ hit with kids, and the NINJAGO City is no different. Now, children can experience what it is like to be a secret ninja warrior like the Green Ninja, or anyone of his ...
A word of warning for our adult readers: Art3D’s Moving Liquid Floor Tiles are either the best or worst idea ever for grown-ups prone to getting thoroughly zonked on various psychoactive drugs of choice. Take your capacity to handle your high into honest consideration before digging these super-dense tiles filled with ...
This “Happy Birthday” Flashing Cake Topper from Suck U.K. answers a fair question that not nearly enough people have ever asked: when you stop to think about it, do candles ever lend a cake any measure of pizzazz truly befitting celebration of the day a loved one was born? Come on, if you aren’t going to reenact burnt ...
There are many people who would love to learn to play the guitar, but they can’t because they just don’t have the time to dedicate to classes. If that is your case, then the Fushion Guitar is the answer. Now it is possible to learn to play on your own, whenever you want, using the best teaching apps available that you ...
We’ve decided to recommend this neatly detailed ceramic Raptor Mug based on how closely we’ve gotten to know you these past few years. In fact, we’re probably well enough acquainted to just be upfront: we’re onto you. You address anyone who would deny you that first steam-belching mug of the day or, dare we imagine ...
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