Well, if nothing else, quirky Etsy shop ShirtCandy gets points for accuracy: when coffee goes down the hatch, poop is most assuredly coming. Anybody can take the prophetic House Stark creed "Winter is coming" and twist a cheeky little innuendo. Hell, it's doubly easy if you happen to have hippy-dippy parents who ...
No words. Should have sent a poet. We have all been tested by that most rending trial of even the most indomitable love two people can share, that instant when your wandering eyes are smoldered after falling upon the sultry crimson temptress that whispers, "New Episodes. Come hither and binge with me tonight." ...
This Magical Unicorn Onesie makes daily wardrobe decisions downright elementary. Why, when you could don the skin of the most magical and majestic beast in all this earthly realm, would you entertain wearing anything else? Look, this singularly stunning beast shed its tears, blood, and very skin for you to have a ...
At least once a day, we wish we could inspire the sort of urine-soaked fear that scarred our childhood when Eight-Year-Old Us saw "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and had to be reassured for three days straight afterward that Christopher Lloyd couldn't really make his eyes pop forward out of their sockets, that he was just ...
Our office pet Doggehkin used to be an adventurer like you. But then some asshole shot an arrow at some guy's knee and he took off chasing it. Haven't seen him since. Dark magick doth not deceive thine eyes. That is indeed an aluminum suit of handmade Fantasy Dog Knight Armor. A day may come when the courage of ...
This is it, ladies and gentlemen. What just might be this generation's definitive Star Wars merchandise, the toy that serendipitously redefined everything great about being a fan of anything. This is the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" Electronic Chewbacca Mask. Cheers, Candace Payne. Seriously. WIth one brief and ...
Friends who have never shared a pair of underwear can't know how tight the ties that bind can be. We would hope that any bunch of people with one pair of drawers between them would at least opt for this roomy 100%-cotton pair of The World's Largest Underpants. These mighty tighty-whities' heavily elasticated ...
We're ordinarily all for a side of cheeky realism with our kitsch, but when it comes to Butt Buoys, we're perfectly fine with these saucy anchor markers being just sexy enough to draw stares and just obvious enough to not be mistaken for actual lady parts hovering teasingly over the waterline. We know that of which ...
Not long ago, we sang the praises of a drifting down your nearest lazy river with a beer in hand, the sun's golden rays falling warmly upon our faces, and grinning tightly coiled piles of vinyl poop beneath us. In the spirit of our newly realized fondness for unusual flotation devices, we're ready to sit back and ...
Are you on your phone 'a lot', texting, calling and surfing the net? Is your life on a leash as long as the wire on a wall cellphone charger? Do want to free yourself of your wall plug shackles? Then, you definitely need a portable power pack in your life, many people do. There are plenty of power packs available, ...
Thanks, Adam Pizurny. If there was just one question that prodded our minds from the moment we woke up today, it was, "What could the halls of our dreams run yellow with 'fraidy-urine?" Inspired by what we suspect to be a combination of boredom, imagination, and a compulsion to prove that just about anybody could ...
It may sound corny or even just a bit nutty, but give summer your biggest and brightest "Howdy-ho!" while laid back atop a tightly coiled floating pile of emoji poop. We never in a dozen lifetimes would have believed we would ever say this, but the Emoji Universe Giant Inflatable Poop Float just might be this ...
BigMouth Inc’s gigantic One Cup Of Coffee mug lays into our loved ones’ pleas for us to dial back our caffeine the best way we now how to infuriate anyone who stands in the way of the things we love: aggravating semantic loopholes. Hey, we played nice with each and every last one of you. You begged us to quell our ...
There's a war of attrition afoot just under your nose. More accurately, right beneath your kneecaps. The whole of your landscaping hangs in the balance with only one certainty: whether gnomes or trolls emerge victorious, something short and ugly will rule over your rhubarb. We're placing our bets on the Turf War ...
There's very much a history of human beings fashioning trophies and wearable trinkets from other human beings. That's how we here at Unique Hunters choose to rationalize Denture Bracelets. On the one hand, no, these wrist adornments available now from Etsy crafter ConcaveOblivion are not repurposed dentures stolen ...
For every Hollywood blockbuster, there's a "What if...?" to ponder. What if Dave Chappelle hadn't passed up playing Bubba in "Forrest Gump"? What if Jon Peters had actually found someone to fulfill his epic vision of a flightless Superman battling a giant mechanical spider while Brainiac throws down with polar bears? ...
Innovation isn't always the way to our hearts. Not everything needs a groundbreaking reinvention to win us over. Occasionally, all it takes is a certain novel...shall we say, "attitude" to which we can relate in half a heartbeat. Into each life, some rain must fall. That doesn't mean we have to be happy about it. ...
OK, Tail Jar. Well-done. With the injection of a little magic demonstrating the creative imaging capabilities of the newly released iPad Pro and its premiering Apple Pencil stylus, you mashed up ordinary photos and transformed everyday reality into something between that trippy Rob Zombie-directed sequence from ...
It's as close to a rule of normalcy as we get around Unique Hunters HQ: an item originates from a company with such a we'd-rather-not-ask name as Bringoutthegimp.com, you click and let curiosity have its way. Consequently, when the product allows us to satisfy our shared affinity for plugging the poopers of ...
The night is dark and full of gnomes. Snatch one of the bearded little bastards up by the pants and let him earn his keep defending the garden of your own little slice of Westeros from rabbits. Sure, he could stare Tyrion Lannister in the eye standing footed, but BigMouth Inc.'s Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome is all ...
Face it, folks: we have six months and change until November. We'd all love to dish out five upside the head of one candidate or another, but if the primary season has taught us anything, it's that live partisan fist-fighting is somehow less productive than expected and a lotter sadder than it is funny. The next ...
The 55-year-old former Maricopa County, Ariz. banker born Richard Hernandez is no more. Long live Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa, Tiamat for short, a nod both to the supremely powerful draconic goddess of Dungeons & Dragons and the pre-op M2F transgender woman's surgical journey to become the world's first true ...
Mind if we level with you for a moment? Here goes: you can't tame a unicorn. We don't mean that no human is so bold, strong, and noble. We're saying, you couldn't put a Pomeranian in its place, let alone a majestic, powerful horned horse of legend. Now, an eight-foot Floaty Inflatable Rainbow Unicorn? Well, we're ...
We've done some sick things while unimaginably drunk. We even kept some of their phone numbers. Bottled Instinct Vaginal Beer proves beyond a possible shadow of a doubt that there is always a deeper shame. It is a rare and beautiful instant, that moment when alcohol is actually the finished product of awful ...
We've all no doubt seen the classic cartoon gag in which a desperately starving person looks around the immediate surroundings and starts imagining food everywhere, right down to his or her nearest companion suddenly transforming into a burger, ham, or as we've experienced far too disturbingly often, giant ...
Yes, we'll go ahead and overstate the obvious: we most recommend this fine Wake & Bake Coffee Co. Mug where both recreational and medicinal marijuana are 100% legal. That being said, what's a fine French roast without a little toast? Neither your eyes nor the product itself will deceive you: this fine 10 oz. ...
Farts. Are. Funny. End of story. No. You want someone to let you finish? Go beat Kanye West for an award, any award, and just wait for Jay-Z to hold up a shiny object in the crowd to distract him after he leg-humps Beyonce. After that, you can finish thanking your mom, Jesus and Elvis and close up on a point about ...
It's a small world, after all...and we dare you to make that witty-ass observation in the face of this unimpressed-looking Gnomeland Security Garden Gnome conveniently standing at optimal shin-splitting height. He may stand a seemingly modest 9", but don't let his vertical shortcomings fool you: one quip about ...
If our time on Earth has taught us anything, it's that there is precious little in this world that mankind can't or won't draw dicks all over - figuratively or literally - given the opportunity. These six Rude Drink and Dessert Stencils now available from acerbic Etsy store RudeKitchen just pile on the proof. It's ...
If Salvador Dali had the restraint to make mind-bending dining accessories that didn't just melt awkwardly all over everything, we'd like to think these Sunk-In Salt And Pepper Shakers from Fred & Friends would be his ideal compromise. We aren't exactly the "Williams Sonoma" kind, ourselves. Sure, handsome ...
Waging war with those neighbors who can't resist the compulsion to slather their homes in every damn Christmas light for sale in your zip code each December? Play to your own strengths this spring and even the score. This Gigantic 10-Foot Pink Flamingo is the garish gargoyle to leave no doubt who truly drives your ...
Cut the cheese like the proud, rugged lumberjack you are with the one and only Cheese Log, courtesy of Fred & Friends. You've earned it. You sleep all night. You work all day. You cut down trees, you eat your lunch, and you go to the lava-try. When you go shopping on Wednesdays, break out this solid beechwood ...
Is pizza the light of your life? Hey, no judgment. Ours, too. That being admitted among disciples of the pie, why not let that light pierce darkness and hunger with this handy 7W Pizza Night Light? Look, we'd love to say there's so very much to love about this miracle of nocturnal illumination - you know, loads of ...
Finger Feet definitively answer a question we're certain enough no one has ever asked: what if Mother Nature decided to one-up her notion of primates with feet that function as extra hands by giving human beings little feet atop their fingers? OK, so these 2-inch-tall vinyl feet don't so much answer pressing ...
Are you a dog lover? Well, here is something fun you might like that will surely add a little enjoyment into your daily cleaning routine – a mop that looks like a dog? Yeah, it is strange, a little bit weird, but really cute. This novelty item has definitely 'gone to the dogs'. Let's face it, cleaning around the ...
The 2016 race to the White House is fast breaking down into a happening that would be hilarious, if the reality wasn't sinking in just as quickly that America faces an inevitable battle for the Presidency by seemingly the most comically bonkers, legitimately dangerous yahoo that either major party could possibly ...
Don't think a feline touch can make absolutely anything under the sun just a little bit better? Then we have to believe you've never sipped a delicious, refreshing beverage from the cutesy kitty kitsch of one of these Cat Tiki Mugs. It doesn't matter if you're quenched by cool, crisp water or some garish frou-frou ...
We aren't so sure whether the Fred & Friends Egg Monster Bread Cutter creates delicious breakfast tributes to MONSTERS, INC.'s Mike Wazowski or a delectable portrait of an especially affable-looking mythical cyclops. When the finished product tastes this good and adds a healthy dose of creative fun to our ...
Know a neighborhood feline whose excess of moxie has it leaving fresh claw marks in your car or truck's paint the instant your back is turned? Do you happen to also be sick and tired of searing the flesh from your fingers on the steering wheel every summer when getting into the driver's seat on a scorching afternoon? ...
Wow. That is some really ridiculously good-looking pussy. Oh, shut up, you. Don't even try to tell us that isn't funnier than 95% of ZOOLANDER NO. 2: BECA-- -- USE BEN STILLER SPENT THE Night At The Museum MONEY. Remember the second-season side story from the second season of THE OFFICE that saw Oscar launch a ...
In all scientific endeavors, this was Microsoft's most serious order of Not-At-All-Serious Business: if people were dogs, what kinds of dogs would we be? We need wonder no more. The world-leading software pioneers have developed What-Dog.net in the name of good, fascinatingly accurate fun from the UK-based facial ...
Do you consider yourself a perfectionist? Well, if you're not sure what level of orderliness you possess, then have a look at some true perfectionists at work. While most folks assigned a taste just want to get things done, some people not only have a knack for organizes 'things', they have taken it to a new type of ...
Don't even lie. We follow you on Snapchat. We know as well as you do that you have been drunk enough at least once forgotten the functional principles of a goblet when mistakenly trying to glug just one glass too many. Well, the Upside-Down Wine Glass is the vessel for that one in every crowd who occasionally ...
Raise a toast to an unforgettable age of television with this kitschy Classic TV Mug Set honoring three quirky favorites of primetime's most beloved shows. The 1980s weren't the Days of Wine and Roses themselves, but with all due respect to what many call the most recent "Golden Age of Television", our time just ...
There is no greenery but what we grow for ourselves. This thing, this statue, would look really among it. Possibly alongside some daisies. The Gnominator Garden Gnome would never stop...uh, standing perfectly still. It would never leave you. It's a garden gnome. Should it move, assume something has gone terribly ...
This Giant Watermelon Beach Ball has seemingly embraced one of the few uses for America's sweetest favorite fruit that has seemingly flown under the radar. We've occasionally wondered, does anyone ever just tuck in and eat these things? Pinterest has demonstrated conclusively that a planeload-sized watermelon may ...
Superbowl 2016 is happening! While some of you may be bigger fans than the guy sitting next you, others only put up with the the occasional football action for the awesome Superbowl commercials mixed in after every 50 seconds of action. No matter what kind of fan you are of the sport, there is no denying that this ...
There's a point at which we can't help but believe that Mother Nature's laziness took a rare foothold while designing all creatures great and small. Somewhere after about the millionth insect species cobbled together over the course of a few million years since dinosaurs ruled the Earth or the 10,000th arachnid ...
Remember that one economically strapped family you knew growing up? The one whose kids' clothes looked like they were sewn from drapes or a stripped-down couch? Some of you might even have grandparents or great grandparents who actually did fashion shirts, scarves, pants, skirts and the like from repurposed ...
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