When would any well-adjusted person associate vomit with any recognized definition of “luck?” That’s what this Lucky Rainbow Puking Garden Gnome already has you asking, isn’t it? Well, first of all, it’s adorable that you would associate the sanest among our little tribe with the descriptor “well-adjusted.” Oh, you ...
Nobody builds kitschy garden gnomes better than Garden Gnome World, believe us. They will build a great 10-inch-tall Trump Gnome and make customers who want one pay for it. Mark our words. This gnome is long and beautiful, as would be various other parts of its body if it were not, you know, a gnome. It would be ...
Since 1983, pop culture has known no more charismatic, endearing historian of parody than “Weird” Al Yankovic. For a fleeting limited time, you can pre-order an exclusive commemorative edition of his 15-album retrospective boxed set “Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic” and partake in a ...
The Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket fills us with so many questions. We aren’t sure how many of them we want answered, either. Let’s start with the first, foremost, and simplest curiosity to answer: Jesus atop a cookie-shitting unicorn, who would set out to make something like this?! Look no further than Etsy artisans ...
Watching This Will Make You Regret Every Time You Ever Called Your Cat An Asshole Meet Bart Jansen. After hearing his story, we strongly suggest giving your pets one giant reassuring hug. More importantly, this is the story of Jansen’s two beloved cats, Orville and Wilbur. Goodness, how those mischievous felines ...
Opposable thumbs once gave us humans a lofty edge over our animal friends. You'll no doubt understand how we felt a little piece of ourselves die forever the moment this gallery showed us that less naturally dextrous critters no longer needed as much of our help to take over the internet with adorable snapshots. ...
If the hideously exposed, snapping teeth of Chatterer in "Hellraiser" never fails to reduce you to giggles when you imagine him trying to carry on a conversation, then Watch Ya' Mouth: Family Edition is the hilarious kid-friendly party game for you and yours. It began with a series of amusing viral videos, became a ...
Superbowl is right around the corner, and we're all just about ready to start watching some of those funny commercials. To get us in the mood for laughing, let's take a look at some of these funny mean tweets the players are reading about themselves on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. This is part 2, of part 1 which was ...
The good people of Suck UK have your cat pegged. After a while, the simple sublime comfort of a plain old box - any box at all - just won't quench your kitty's lust for a cozy, happy home like no other. Fortunately, these Cardboard Cat Playhouses are no ordinary boxes. Yes, this might mark the one time our office ...
Have your kids hit that adorable stage wherein every three words out of their precious paycheck-devouring mouths seem to be, "We want a puppy?" Well, don't be afraid to low-ball your counter-offers. Why sink hundreds of dollars or more into a four-legged friend when you could gift your spawn two six-legged ...
It isn't an established "rule of the internet" but it damn well should be: if it exists, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog can poop on it. Newly sworn-in President Donald Trump is about as far from an exception as any one person could be. The acerbic, hilarious cigar-chomping canine puppet proudly represented Conan ...
Bad lip reading has brought us some of the most hilarious takes on everything from Star Wars to Football, Politics and more. The You Tube channel is voiced by some of the most popular comedians of our time. Well, these comedians have given a voice to what was really said during the inauguration which we all witnessed ...
Let's review for a moment. The socially networked IZIVIBE and its companion app realized humanity's boldest ambitions of fusing a vibrator with a smartphone case in the interest of letting couples enjoy a customized sexy, cellular screw at a partner's mercy. The extendable fiber-optic Inner Selfie Stick lets a ...
Some pain simply defies the idea of "restraint." As in, "If you don't immediately pump me so full of opioids that I crap heroin, you had best restrain me or I will punch you hard enough to bruise your DNA." Hey, pain tolerance differs vastly from one individual to the next. Some people can happily twiddle their ...
Children never know just how fortunate they are until youth is done. We pay top dollar every Wednesday for people to hold spinning wheels in their mouths and stare back into our eyes while we pee in their faces. Our kids just have to walk up to the Wall-Mounted training urinal, whip out Tinky-Winky, and let it fly. ...
WARNING: DO NOT Try To Spend These Remarkable New-Style Prop $100 Bills If we don't say something now, then as sure as the sun rises in the east and what comes out of Donald Trump's mouth reminds us of our toilet bowls after a luncheon catered by Taco Bell, somebody will do something that will make us wish we had: ...
Fellow nerds, we will never question your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Few events in any human lifetime equal the emotional gravity and ultimate joy that accompanies a child's birth. The hours leading up to it are typically wrought with excruciating pain many women wouldn't wish on your average war criminal. ...
If you haven't noticed, the winter air has steadily gone colder than a cryogenically frozen polar bear's daddy-bag lately. Keep your noggin toasty as the inside of a chimichanga with this Marvel Deadpool Beanie, an exclusive original item created by ThinkGeek. This is no ordinary beanie, either. Why settle for a ...
When out for a night on the town, do you have an uncanny success rate for sizing up which fetching lad or lass will toss a martini in your eyes and who will make you coffee and toss some cash your way to summon an Uber driver in the morning? Do you have a reputation that makes poker dealers and fellow gamblers alike ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
No words. Give us another thousand years and maybe our jar-preserved heads will conjure the verbiage to adequately describe "Fan-O-Rama," the stunning 30-minute "Futurama" fan film from Cinema Relics producers The Brothers Lanigan. The live-action story of Fry and Bender plotting to win a lifetime supply of Old ...
Could this be a new product for the Trump line of merchandise once he takes office? From the attention grabbing mind of Shed Simove, motivational speaker www.MotivationalSpeaker.biz
In our heads, we keep imagining the look of confusion nearing fear on Meowie Wowie's face when we stick him inside this Great White Shark Cat Ball Bed. "Why?" he'll ask inside his little fuzz-clogged brain. "Why have the two-legged idiot cats sacrificed their Lord and Master to the prehistoric eating machine of the ...
Oh, Sideshow Toys. You are the reason we have can't have both money and nice things. Unsurprisingly, we consider money much more expendable than meticulously sculpted collectibles such as the Deadpool Heat-Seeker Premium Format Figure. Unveiled this past summer at San Diego Comic-Con, the Merc with a Mouth as ...
Hey, nobody ever said every "art" was a delicate flower in some serene meadow. In "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: the Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life," ace blogger Mark Manson dispenses with blowing smoke about always remaining "positive" up anyone's ass and gets real about what letting go life's ...
Never take it lightly when life puts the screws to you. Calmly take a long sip from the Surprise Screw Mug and say all that needs to be said without uttering a word. Being shaped like a gigantic hollowed screw makes it a fine personal gift for a special gearhead, tinkerer, machinist, or construction tradesman who ...
Duck Feet finger puppets take our memories all the way back to what our wise old grandfather told us every other day growing up: "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chop its legs off and wear 'em on your hands. That's how I met Grandma." We miss that daffy old coot. That wasn't teary-eyed sentiment. ...
If you can honestly say you didn't grow up longing for your own antlered animal to throw things at whenever you wanted, then we simply come from entirely different worlds and probably should not be friends. Look, Kansas is different, OK? Thanks to the Inflatable Reindeer Antler Ring-Toss Game, we get to be 16 years ...
In the sense that few innovative twists will ever top this one, China has just forever ruined the parade of stick-figure family decals plastered across rear windshields everywhere. To be fair, this isn't entirely an ornamental notion. Chinese drivers have begun equipping their vehicles with reflective stickers ...
Any prank can get under someone's skin. A great prank gets marks laughing right along at themselves. They've got spirit, but it's rarely ever exactly "mean." Jeff "Obvious Plant" Wysaski, we salute you and your new book, "High Five This Sign," for embracing the kinder side of that border between being amusing and ...
Fruit of the Loom has finally made up the ground separating swank style from functional comfort. We long for day Corporate America concedes that there's something to be said for the 2016 Professional Collection's printed fleece sweatsuits designed to emulate "formal" styles that actually left us fooled and gobsmacked ...
This holiday season, give a gift that gives you and everyone you love something back. Specifically, pinpoint the one person whose Hershey bombs reduce your bathroom to a fecal chemical warfare lab with their fumes and gift that turd-terrorist the deluxe Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set. For starters, each set ...
Here at Unique Hunters, we heartily endorse parents toying with the impressionable young minds of their brood like kittens with balls of string. Some kids just won't learn any other way that life isn't "fair." That's why we would like to propose a brand-new game to play this Christmas Eve. First, sit your little ...
If flies have similar unwritten laws to the way human existence plays out, there's a tried-and-true old saw that warns, "You never hear the one that has your name on it." While we'll almost certainly never know whether a fly hears the air rushing past a swatter right before it disintegrates its central nervous ...
Memes are to nerds what the English language is to the British: others may adopt and adapt them, but they will always be closest to our hearts, both as our shorthand and our mother tongue. Along those lines, invoking Nyan Cat would be akin to crossing the pond and spontaneously quoting Winston Churchill, Margaret ...
Damn you, Japan. Why is it that every time you come across a door that mankind should definitely think twice about opening, you can't wait to blow it off its hinges? A hotel hall in Japan recently rang with the roars and stomps of arguably the world's most realistically recreated dinosaurs as On-Art Corp CEO Kazuya ...
If you are someone who travels frequently, then you know how hard it is to get comfortable while in the sitting position for hours, especially when you want and need to sleep. Travel pillow designs lack in many ways to provide the necessary comfort needed to achieve sleep. In fact, most people find it comfortable ...
We are developing some serious suspicious doubts about this assumption that unicorns are either phenomenally rare or entirely nonexistent. Either there's a vast conspiracy afoot concealing innumerable roving herds of these stunning magical beasts, or someone is making a mint off the same poor individual creature ...
Far be it for us to question the ingenuity or forward thinking of the Enterprise crew, but for all the time everyone spends in lush holodeck simulations and experimenting in the hydroponics lab, how is there not a single garden gnome to be found charming the Starfleet-regulation pants off even that perpetual grump ...
Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might just provide the strongest supporting argument we've ever experienced. We hardly object to certain flavors lingering ...
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, world! Santa Claus, here. The good* little boys and girls at Unique Hunters asked Jolly Ol' St. Nick to take a moment from getting ready for my yearly Christmas flight around the globe to recommend the DCI Santa's Bottle Cap to families who need a few practical stocking-stuffers. "Of course," ...
As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...
As human beings, we're inexorably drawn to unravel life's most unknowable answers. Why are we here? What awaits when we die? Were we really adopted? Dad didn't really "go around the corner for beer and Fritos" 20 years ago and get lost, did he, Mommy? We were always full of questions at 1 a.m. when we would split ...
Groot doesn't say much. Then again, when your roots don't lie, you can afford to be an anthropomorphic tree of few words. Three words at a time, to be exact. Meanwhile, this exclusive ThinkGeek-original Marvel Groot USB Car Charger lets your music and that groovy junk in his trunk do the talking while pumping ...
The Guzzle Buddy answers the question that haunts many a practical-minded oenophile: isn't a wine bottle just a giant glass itself? As a matter of fact, that's exactly what the Guzzle Buddy proposes. It's an oversized 480ml lead-free borosilicate glass that eliminates the whole seconds you've been wasting for years ...
Hey, everybody who has ever moaned about Hollywood "destroying/raping/burning your childhood?" Not another word until you prove to us that you didn't just look at Pikachu re-imagined to look like one of the uber-vampires from "Blade II" and feel a warm trickle run down your leg. Credit where it's due to Disse86: ...
If you've ever seen the "Doctor Who" travesty known as "Fear Her," you understand why we love and fear Dom. It isn't exactly an original premise for a sci-fi adventure: set against the backdrop of the Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 London Olympics, the Tenth Doctor and companion Martha Jones encounter a little ...
Our inherent nerdy tendencies compel us to accept a lot of the Pokémon universe's more absurd traits on a lot of extremely patient faith. Consider us shocked that this Pokémon Munchlax Lunch Bag would draw our credulity's line right about where we're supposed to vouch for carting around our snacks inside a living ...
Tattoos are more popular than ever, real tattoos, and even temporary ones. In fact, temporary tattoos are much more popular than real ones because they aren’t permanent. However, they are still an effective way for people to express their inward selves, outwardly. If you are attracted to all things Star Wars ...
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