In his prime, legendary professional wrestler Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat possessed conditioning and athleticism unparalleled among his peers. Still, the men who shared the ring with him say he knew when and how to let loose after the bell. He would crack open a frosty beer after going 60 minutes with the likes of ...
This Dinosaur Lunch Box answers a question that has plagued our every waking thought since our most recent Whipped-Cream Whippet Wednesday luncheon, what could possibly be more badass than a dinosaur? Our answer? Muzzling a Tyrannosaurus rex and making it carry around our valuable in its mouth, that’s what. ...
Within every child lurks the surgical argumentative precision to semantically dissect any instruction or question and use it against a logically inept grown-up. What’s that, Mom? You demand that we refrain from touching our sister? Well, I challenge you to point out when the tip of my finger closes the present ...
Your kitchen is a temple of great honor. May your blades be swift, whether dicing chicken or slicing a sandwich. May your cuts always be smooth as a windless lake and may your chopping hand remain strong as a dragon's maw. Should the worst befall you and your own steel spill your blood, may you never dishonor your ...
If you have a special person in your life who is a die-hard baseball fan, then the MLB Bam Vino Wine Bottle Holder is the perfect gift idea, especially if they enjoy drinking wine or beer. These original bottle holders are skillfully crafted to look just like sculptured baseball players from all the famous MLB ...
If acclaimed British comedian Ricky Gervais wanted some timely YouTube hype for his upcoming Netflix-original movie “David Brent: Life on the Road,” Old Spice and First We Feast host Sean Evans were hell-bent on making him earn every word the acerbic Anglo could get in edgewise. If you’ve ever seen the sadistically ...
Something just might be wrong with the Rorschach Mug we gave our boss for his birthday. “What do you see?” some jackass with a death wish will ask him around 8 a.m., holding the white cup just out of his reach as the steamy beverage within causes the symmetrical black “inkblot” to shift its shape before his eyes. ...
If you and your friends are looking for the ultimate party fun then there are some adult drinking games that will get your party started right, and then keep the good times flowing all night long. Beer bongs are notorious additions to any ‘real’ party, and are great for special occasions, that’s why this new ...
Fascinating in function though it is, wearable tech typically isn’t exactly for everyone. User-friendliness can vary steeply, as often does just how overall individually beneficial people find convenient devices ranging from a Fitbit to increasingly feature-rich Apple or Android Wear smartwatches. Whether your ...
The Toadstool Lunch Tote forced us to rethink everything we thought we knew about “Super Mario Bros.” Mind. Blown. All this time, we’ve been supposing that the various mushrooms Mario and Luigi gobble throughout their repeated quests to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser’s scaly clutches contained potent doses of ...
If you like having fun while cooking, or you just want to do ‘it’ all in one convenient spot, then cook in style with the 50s-Style 3-In-1 Breakfast Station. This complete retro breakfast station is ideal for any small kitchen, and it has everything one would need to host a meal for family or friends. A coffee ...
They say a diamond is the surest way to erase all doubt that two-months' salary can last a lifetime. Whoever "they" are, no shit. It's a diamond. Assuming it's an all-natural genuine article, we're talking about a hunk of carbon formed over the course of at least 1 billion years of relentless heat and pressure about ...
To be perfectly honestly? The Star Wars Lightsaber Pizza Cutter checks off one of the many practical tasks we would tackle before setting off on either a crusade for justice or a bloodthirsty rampage with the legendary ancient weapon of the Force. For one thing, who wants to draw that kind of attention to ...
The CouchCoaster keeps frosty, perspiring beverages from sweating rings into tables in the most surefire-effective way possible: it eliminates having to rest them there at all. Seriously, what is it about common beverage etiquette that escapes some guests so easily? In the interest of helping them simply not ruin ...
A single flawlessly crisp strip of bacon proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that we inhabit a benevolent universe which cherishes humankind's happiness. That heartwarming bacon flavor often comes at the cost of drenching our stove in a splattering, drippy coat of grease and no guarantee we even end up with just the ...
Do you enjoy cooking, well, if you do, then you need to get your cooking mittens on this Char-Broil, SmartChef, TRU-Infrared 3-Burner Gas Grill. It is an amazing unit that is ideal for mid-sized cooking and has everything you could possibly need to get the job done – creating amazing food dishes for friends, family, ...
We secretly replaced our mother's "special" Monday-morning coffee with Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey Coffee. She couldn't taste the difference. In fact, she didn't figure out something was amiss until smacking us around with a cookie sheet just felt "different." There's a good reason for that, Mom: every ...
The all-in-one Nostalgia INF300 Stainless Steel Electric Infuser dramatically carves down the time and patience taxed by concocting delicious infused water, liquors, and cocktails to leave you with nothing but flavor to savor. Infusing beverages is ordinarily a waiting game of simple preparation followed by ...
There are some pretty amazing coffee machines on the market, to say the least, but to get the attention of consumers a coffee brewing machine needs to be truly ‘special’. That is exactly what the Ninja Coffee Bar Glass Carafe System is – an amazing coffee maker that puts to shame even the best run-of-the-mill drip ...
It’s here, it’s here! LG’s Door-in-Door Fridge has many people excited because it eliminates wasted food, along with the chore of trying to remember to check the expiration on the perishables you buy. Equipped with InstaView – an integrated screen that displays all the food you have stashed in your fridge, along ...
There's little guessing how or why, but the inventors of the Ravanello might have just concocted the best weapon yet in the battle to make kids eat radishes by the metric ton. To be honest, we can admit to just a bit of jealousy. If someone had invested the effort to invent something that turned foods we hated into ...
Believe it or not, iron is good for the body, that is why there are iron supplements available, but who likes to take pills when it is not necessary? Well, thanks to Lucky Iron Fish, you can now have iron as part of your diet when you place this little iron fish in your hot tea or hot water, along with just a few ...
The internet's obsessive love affair with bacon may run to immeasurable depths, but for all its inarguable culinary virtues and versatility, we offer this anecdotal warning: pork products make poor fashion accessories. We know. Heresy, right? How we wish our experiments had played out differently. Unfortunately, we ...
Maintaining a garden isn’t as easy as it seems, there is a lot to consider, such as the weather, the types of plants, and the local pests. The main problem small gardens face is the weather, especially in areas where cold temperatures are common. Not only chilling winds, but garden plants are also in danger from ...
Suppose for an instant that some douchebag elite assassin just ruined an evening of debaucherous drinking with your friends by firing a bullet down your hooch-hole the instant you shoot the last swallow of bourbon you'll ever taste. First off, sorry about your damn luck. We hope you at least shelled out for the ...
Together, the Miracle-Gro AeroGarden Bounty grows fresh gourmet vegetables, herbs, salad greens, flowers, and much more using a 45-watt full spectrum LED lighting system in a soil-free indoor environment. If you can't hazard a guess exactly which "herb" we're positively giddy to grow in our basement, then we really ...
Pump enough beer and pot into us and there isn't a flat, round object in the world that won't remind us just how badly we could go for a pizza at that moment. As it happens, when we get higher than all but a select 1 percent of humankind has ever been in all recorded history, there also isn't a flat, round object we ...
Feel like the world is stuck on mute until you down the last drop of that perfect first mug of coffee? Let the Wired Coffee Mug from Rocket Design remind you that there's nothing wrong with that. Hey, we all occasionally have to crank life up to "11," rip the knob off, and let 'er rip to accomplish even the simplest ...
As a look back at a number of our sommelier-friendly product features will demonstrate, we have yet to cross the threshold of owning far too many gadgets that make wine tastier. Even among such a varied arsenal of wine dispensing doodads, the Vinaera stands as tall for its innovation as it does with its effectiveness. ...
Do you like to grill your food? If you do, then you have to try this Brookstone Grill Tumbler, it’s a brilliant idea! It allows you to easily turn the specially designed basket using stylish silicone handles that never get hot. The grill design keeps the basket at the exact same distance from the coals as it turns, ...
Thankfully, BB-8's creator was more clever than the average maker of nifty novelty coffee mugs. Had circumstances played out otherwise, sabotaging this brave, freewheeling astromech droid would have been about as spilling hot coffee on him and waiting for the heat to reveal his control panel. Boom. That's one ...
Only fools dare debase our replenishing beverage by calling it mere "coffee." Mortals drink coffee. This joystick-handle Gamer Fuel mug correctly describes our piping-hot morning curative concoction: premium gasoline for the engine of a nocturnal baron of the battlefield. Remember, that which drives us to ten ...
Never take it lightly when life puts the screws to you. Calmly take a long sip from the Surprise Screw Mug and say all that needs to be said without uttering a word. Being shaped like a gigantic hollowed screw makes it a fine personal gift for a special gearhead, tinkerer, machinist, or construction tradesman who ...
Compared with the magnificent simplicity of the ShredMachine, we would just as soon experience a prostate exam administered by Freddy Krueger before ever manually shredding juicy cooked meats every again. As much as we love fresh, tender pulled pork and carnitas, that's roughly how much we hate clumsily scraping a ...
Like the goose that laid golden eggs, many are searching for the best coffee maker that can make perfect cups of coffee, and now, it has been found – Spinn, the best coffee maker that makes the perfect cup of coffee, every time. Pack it with your favorite fresh coffee beans, and then push a button or use the Spinn ...
Aren't lighters fun and versatile little tools? They ignite various and sundry smokables for our lung-abusing enjoyment. In a pinch, they can provide a convenient improvised source of illumination. Performers have long admired their dancing flames as a globally revered salute when raised aloft as one by an ...
Do you crave a well-made cocktail? If you do, and smoky wood flavor tickles your tongue, then you can appreciate the Cocktail Smoking Box by Crafthouse. Whether you are a bartender or not, but you enjoy making your own cocktails, and you want to take you drink making skills to the next ‘smoky’ level, then this will ...
The Fondoodler is one of those absurdly fun gadgets that absolutely no human being in the world should have to live without. Nothing crystallizes its appeal more succinctly than this one line cribbed from the product website: "It's a 'hot glue gun' - but for cheese." Done. We'll take a gross, please and thank you. ...
Oreo Chocolate Candy Bars leave us at a bit of a loss. This is gratuitous delectability. Somebody somewhere in Europe looked contemplatively at a plate of sinfully rich Milka chocolate candy, pondered the classically satisfying Oreo duet of chocolate cookies with light, smooth creme filling, and dared to walk where ...
If you fancy wine and appreciate the many varieties and flavors available, then you have no doubt thought about making your own wine someday? If you’ve never ventured to make your own wine before, and you are looking for your first wine making kit, then you should go with a brand name you know, like Merlot. Merlot ...
Wasting away again? The Margaritaville Tahiti Frozen Concoction Maker guarantees plenty of lively restaurant-quality libations to go around, thanks to six automated drink settings that dispense perfectly blended daiquiris, coladas, mudslides, mojitos, smoothies, and margaritas at the push of a button. Let the tropical ...
Frankly, kids, Santa has just about had it up to a reindeer's scalp with your milk and cookies. So has everyone else. Instead, do Santa's elves, Mrs. Claus, and nine reindeer with herniated discs suffered while dragging his jolly old ass around the globe overnight once a year a favor. Leave him a few of these ...
Coffee drinkers are a special breed of people, that’s because making and drinking coffee from your favorite coffee mug is a regular part of their lives – it’s an activity that has meaning. So, it just makes sense that they invest in coffee makers that are not only functional, but aesthetically appealing as well. ...
Memes are to nerds what the English language is to the British: others may adopt and adapt them, but they will always be closest to our hearts, both as our shorthand and our mother tongue. Along those lines, invoking Nyan Cat would be akin to crossing the pond and spontaneously quoting Winston Churchill, Margaret ...
Lollyphile's Pizza Lollipops don't exactly defy the notion that some things in life are as savory as they are precisely because they were meant to exist finitely. In fact, if anything, they might just provide the strongest supporting argument we've ever experienced. We hardly object to certain flavors lingering ...
Ho, ho, ho! Hello, world! Santa Claus, here. The good* little boys and girls at Unique Hunters asked Jolly Ol' St. Nick to take a moment from getting ready for my yearly Christmas flight around the globe to recommend the DCI Santa's Bottle Cap to families who need a few practical stocking-stuffers. "Of course," ...
Nobody will appreciate the Tantalus Liquor Bottle Lock quite as quickly as parents or any other of-age adults with vested interests in keeping would-be underage drinkers out of their hooch. Let's not be too quick to limit the appeal of securing the good stuff under lock and key, though. Truth be told, we go out of ...
As human beings, we're inexorably drawn to unravel life's most unknowable answers. Why are we here? What awaits when we die? Were we really adopted? Dad didn't really "go around the corner for beer and Fritos" 20 years ago and get lost, did he, Mommy? We were always full of questions at 1 a.m. when we would split ...
From tilapia to tenderloin, there's no underestimating a perfect, even thaw's importance to preparing tender, flavorful meat. Hammacher Schlemmer's 6 Minute Gentle Thawing Tray makes sure last-minute planning never again forces you to sacrifice taste, nutrients, or freshness for a harsh microwave defrosting or a ...
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