Take our word for it: you will never have so much fun making a beaver pop out foam balls - not this side of Tijuana, anyway. The Nerf Marshmallow Fun Beaver Blaster reassures us that better living through maximum absurdity is a concept alive and well wherever good times are had. Try as mankind might, successful ...
Remember the Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket we featured not so long ago? You know, the one composed of vinyl treated with downright motherly loving care to resemble cured human flesh with the most disturbing possible realism? Yeah, that Ed Gein Serial Killer Jacket. If you own one and keep coming to the conclusion ...
Watching This Will Make You Regret Every Time You Ever Called Your Cat An Asshole Meet Bart Jansen. After hearing his story, we strongly suggest giving your pets one giant reassuring hug. More importantly, this is the story of Jansen’s two beloved cats, Orville and Wilbur. Goodness, how those mischievous felines ...
Opposable thumbs once gave us humans a lofty edge over our animal friends. You'll no doubt understand how we felt a little piece of ourselves die forever the moment this gallery showed us that less naturally dextrous critters no longer needed as much of our help to take over the internet with adorable snapshots. ...
The good people of Suck UK have your cat pegged. After a while, the simple sublime comfort of a plain old box - any box at all - just won't quench your kitty's lust for a cozy, happy home like no other. Fortunately, these Cardboard Cat Playhouses are no ordinary boxes. Yes, this might mark the one time our office ...
Having a dog is like having a best friend to hang-out with anytime you want, especially when it’s time to go outside and play. Traditional dog toys abound, such as tennis balls and specially designed frisbees, but there is a new throw toy in town that has dogs running around parks and backyards like never before, and ...
Have your kids hit that adorable stage wherein every three words out of their precious paycheck-devouring mouths seem to be, "We want a puppy?" Well, don't be afraid to low-ball your counter-offers. Why sink hundreds of dollars or more into a four-legged friend when you could gift your spawn two six-legged ...
If you or someone you know likes art, then you definitely need to cast your eyes on OXYGAMI – paper craft art. Yes, it is art reminiscent of low-polygon count forms that were part of the 1990’s latest video games, but some find these fun animal forms to be very retro looking and cool. The collection of art that you ...
Believe it or not, iron is good for the body, that is why there are iron supplements available, but who likes to take pills when it is not necessary? Well, thanks to Lucky Iron Fish, you can now have iron as part of your diet when you place this little iron fish in your hot tea or hot water, along with just a few ...
Don't bother denying it. "Jurassic Park" taught us all conclusively that dinosaurs can even make a sun-soaked island wonderland a better place to be. We all know that the instant one of these Dinosaur Table Lamps burns out a bulb, you won't resist yelling, "Curse your sudden-but-inevitable betrayal!" On the bright ...
Fellow nerds, we will never question your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Few events in any human lifetime equal the emotional gravity and ultimate joy that accompanies a child's birth. The hours leading up to it are typically wrought with excruciating pain many women wouldn't wish on your average war criminal. ...
Ukrainian Artist's Handmade Felt Cat Caves Are Seussian Treat to Owners As Much As Their Pets Cat owners around the world, let's just all admit it at once: the feline roommates who tolerate us barely as long as we keep the food topped up - even then, only until they figure can-openers out for themselves - could ...
Just go ahead and start calling each of us "Leslie," because Roman Fedortsov's Twitter fills our office with a metric f***-ton of "Nope!" We don't know exactly where in the vicinity of Murmansk this intrepid trawler fishes for his living, but we are now convinced the port city in the extreme northwestern reaches of ...
If the velociraptors stalking Tim and Lex throughout the Visitor's Center kitchen in 1993's "Jurassic Park" didn't send chills sprinting up your spine, the memory of game warden Robert Muldoon's ominous warning about the unparalleled predators to John Hammond and his guests about a day before being ravenously ambushed ...
The planet still has many exotic creatures left, for now, unfortunately, illegal poaching of rare and endangered species is a continual problem. The source of much poaching is usually a direct result of demand for raw materials of animals that are used to make medicines. China, for example, has an insatiable appetite ...
Make no mistake, we know a little something about tongue-bathing a kitty. Spend as much time with your mouth buried in a friendly pussy's fur as we do and there's only one inevitable conclusion: you can only pull so much of that naturally lush hair out of your teeth before you could just shave it all at once and be ...
Some invention are worth their weight in gold, so to speak, but it is true in the case of atmospheric water generators, that’s because in areas where water is invaluable, these can provide water by harvesting it from the air. In areas where there is no water in the ground, atmospheric water generators like the EB30 ...
If you own a dog, and you live in any major city, then you know what it is like to pick up dog poop, it’s unpleasant at best. Obviously, picking up dog poop is anything but fun, some pet owners use only a plastic bag and their hands, while others use some type of pooper scooper that basically shovels up their dog’s ...
A research team of scientists at the Salk Institute in La Jolla, California, have released a study that suggests the real possibility of reversing the human aging process through genetic engineering. Experiments conducted on the embryonic cells of mice showed that fertilized eggs are free from the biological clock of ...
There are many well-known sharks, such as the hammerhead and great white sharks, but there are other fascinating creatures lurking in the deep oceans that anxiously awaited to be discovered. One such creature – Hydrolagus trolli, dubbed the “ghost shark”, has been recently filmed for the first time in its natural ...
If you are like millions of other people who love their cats, then you know what it feels like when you can’t find them. Well, now there is cat tracking technology that will let you know exactly where your little love ball of fur is hiding, even if they venture outside. The signal range of the Tabcat is up to 400 ...
In our heads, we keep imagining the look of confusion nearing fear on Meowie Wowie's face when we stick him inside this Great White Shark Cat Ball Bed. "Why?" he'll ask inside his little fuzz-clogged brain. "Why have the two-legged idiot cats sacrificed their Lord and Master to the prehistoric eating machine of the ...
For often understandable reasons, genealogy presents some unique fascinations among dog owners. It's that fixation on lineage that inspired the Mars Veterinary Wisdom Panel Breed Identification DNA Test Kit, both in the name of better understanding your animal's unique physiological profile and its accompanying ...
Plenty of kids go through this imaginative phase wherein being best-friends with stuffed animals, reading every wildlife book ever printed, and living for exhaustive treks to zoos just won't cut it. The fantasize about actually being animals and always seem balanced one can of Mountain Dew from being Ralph Wiggum off ...
Duck Feet finger puppets take our memories all the way back to what our wise old grandfather told us every other day growing up: "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chop its legs off and wear 'em on your hands. That's how I met Grandma." We miss that daffy old coot. That wasn't teary-eyed sentiment. ...
Physiology is such a fascinating branch of biology in the first place, but we take a particularly keen interest in reproduction. Stop laughing. Look, if you can't take making babies seriously, then you clearly are not prepared for adulthood. It borders on impossible to look at an infant of any species, size up ...
If you can honestly say you didn't grow up longing for your own antlered animal to throw things at whenever you wanted, then we simply come from entirely different worlds and probably should not be friends. Look, Kansas is different, OK? Thanks to the Inflatable Reindeer Antler Ring-Toss Game, we get to be 16 years ...
Memes are to nerds what the English language is to the British: others may adopt and adapt them, but they will always be closest to our hearts, both as our shorthand and our mother tongue. Along those lines, invoking Nyan Cat would be akin to crossing the pond and spontaneously quoting Winston Churchill, Margaret ...
Damn you, Japan. Why is it that every time you come across a door that mankind should definitely think twice about opening, you can't wait to blow it off its hinges? A hotel hall in Japan recently rang with the roars and stomps of arguably the world's most realistically recreated dinosaurs as On-Art Corp CEO Kazuya ...
As a general rule, we don't trust anything that walks on more than two legs and can't verbally communicate its thoughts any further than we can throw it. Something tells us the makers of Feisty Pets would drink to that. This goes a little bit further than Chairman Meow challenging us to rub his belly when he knows ...
The natural world has one snarky sense of humor, doesn't it? Tyrannosaurus rex reigned 69 to 66 billion years ago as the upper Cretaceous Period's most feared predator. Today, it's pretty damn easy to chuckle at its ludicrous little arms and perform goofy stunts while wearing a novelty facsimile of its skin when the ...
Are you looking for a unique birthday gift for your child, one that will be remember for the rest of their lives? Well, then Hatchimals is what you seek – magical creatures waiting to be hatch from an egg. It’s nearly a football sized egg that holds a cute little creature that will hatch open when it is played with ...
Don't jump to any conclusions about our Unicorn Light-Up Slippers. We didn't need to slaughter two mythical horned beasts to traipse about our living room on chilly weekend mornings in magically adorable fashion. The baby unicorns volunteered. Honest. Humbled though we are by the willing sacrifice of such ...
Our inherent nerdy tendencies compel us to accept a lot of the Pokémon universe's more absurd traits on a lot of extremely patient faith. Consider us shocked that this Pokémon Munchlax Lunch Bag would draw our credulity's line right about where we're supposed to vouch for carting around our snacks inside a living ...
OK, America. We're calling a timeout. We may only have just under one more month to go until possibly the most embarrassing presidential election in U.S. history comes to an end and we can all go about the business of lamenting what awaits over the next four years. That's going to feel like a longer wait than it ...
Just so that everybody is clearly on the same page, there is nothing any of you could do or say while wearing this unsettlingly realistic Banana Slug Mask that won't make us back away from you very slowly, at best, or possibly douse you with salt and try to cleanse you with fire. Sweet Jesus on a stick, it even has ...
It’s true, cats are like children and enjoy playing, their instinct to hunt, stalk and pounce on their prey is hot-wired into their little kitty brains. Cat owners know very well that when their kitty wants to play, they ‘need’ to give them something to play with, or else, cats will literally climb the walls of a ...
Believe it or not, yes, we have given some thought to just how zoological research should proceed in the event that someone discovers a real-life unicorn living in the wild. This Unicorn Poop Stuffed Scarf encapsulates so very many of our questions. Since Doodle the Unicorn bears a striking, almost suspicious ...
Let's all just pause a moment to give thanks that Mother Nature is merely the metaphorical personification of the general entirety of all processes that make up evolution's natural order, as opposed to an actual all-powerful being. Seriously. Be grateful. If there were an actual entity to whom humanity would ...
If you love dinosaurs like most people, then you will be amazed to discover that the most accurate reconstruction of a ‘real’ dinosaur has been created. Basically, it doesn’t look like all the dinosaurs that you see in the movies with lots of big sharp teeth, such as Jurassic Park. Instead, it has a beak and head ...
This Polar Picks Shake-and-Share Toothpick Dispenser does an all-around great justice to just how friendly these fairytale-like sea creatures can look. They are called Narwhals , and seriously, have you ever taken a good, long look at one of these curious sea mammals? For one thing, they really do always look like ...
If you have a pet dog or cat, and you need to leave them alone while you head off to work, then you must certainly worry about them when your gone all day. Most pet owners would jump through a hoop to be able to check-up on their little loved ones while their away, and now you can, with Petzi Treat Cam. The cam has ...
You'll always have a pug puppy on hand when someone needs one. Hell, just imagine how much more you would have enjoyed that face-palm if you had only been wearing the Handipug. If you have five figures, or don't mind pretending that your Handipug is bravely smiling through losing a leg, then you can bask in the ...
We can't help but wonder, if Tyrannosaurus Rex still terrorized our planet, would we all really be laughing so hard at those adorably ineffectual arms? Would he take one look at this Dinosaur Bottle Opener and wonder, just who do these screaming Happy Meals think they are? That's typically about when we remind ...
Those soft, heavy-lidded brown eyes. That ear-to-ear grin shaped like a tightly strung bow. Everything about a pug's lumpy, smushed little face plastered on that weirdly shaped head just radiates an infectious, simple kind of joy. We are all going to beg for an ounce of that kind of instant happiness in about two ...
There is no applying logic to the way we attempt to handle hot pots and pans. Try to follow our reasoning, here. A thing is hot. We convince ourselves that we'll be best served handling it with as few fingers as possible. These heated objects are often a bit heavier than they look between their natural heft and the ...
People are used to the idea of ‘traditional’ robots, even human-like robots portrayed in movies, but now, with new technologies such as micro 3D printing and pneumatic pumps, the days of the traditional robot may be over? The octobot robot, with it’s internal components built with 3D printing, is modeled after the ...
Well. How very pants-wettingly adorable. These hyper-realistically detailed animal masks have been all the rage for over a year. For the life of us, we can't work out a theory as to why, except for a combination of the emotional crippling of children enjoying a bit of a moment and someone's sworn mission to reshape ...
Since there have been Pokemon, there have been artists who have dared to imagine a world wherein humankind existed side-by-side with real pocket-sized monsters. Consequently, for as long as fan-art has crossed that Rubicon into anime-made-flesh, the ultimate creations have spanned from soul-crushingly adorable ...
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