Bacon has got to be the most amazing thing ever invented but it has one fatal flaw: it often curls up at the sides after it has been fried. This can make it harder to cook evenly and messy to eat, so why not flatten the heck out of it with this bacon press? What’s more, it’s in the shape of a pig which is cute and also a little sad as it reminds you of the cute farmyard animal you’re eating.
So many emotions all at once! But at least your bacon will now be flat.