We’re ordinarily all for a side of cheeky realism with our kitsch, but when it comes to Butt Buoys, we’re perfectly fine with these saucy anchor markers being just sexy enough to draw stares and just obvious enough to not be mistaken for actual lady parts hovering teasingly over the waterline.
We know that of which we speak. Once you’ve mistaken a babe bobbing ass-up with her head inescapably submerged for a floating anchor marker, you never gamble on “Corpse Or Buoy” again. Poor Aunt Marie…
*Ahem* Anyway. Between ass accessories, grinning poop floats, and ridable sets of sultry red lips, our next lakeside company picnic will be the classiest of affairs.
Choose from bootylicious PVC Butt Buoys covered in your choice of star-spangled or leopard print bikini bottoms. Both designs stand 8 inches tall and measure 12 inches in diameter. Your safety markers inflate easily with a hand pump to be fully functional and ready to hit the water, either as useful anchor markers, holders of hot tub or pool thermometers, or simply risque decorations wherever your party is getting wet and wild.