Quick, name two awesome things!
If you said ‘guns’ and ‘beer’, then congratulations – you’re a psychopath!
But the good news is that you’ll be able to benefit from this new bottle opener that comes in the shape of a bullet. Specifically it’s a .50 caliber bullet casing actually. Sure, this one is a little big to likely fit into any actual gun but other than that it’s a pretty realistic recreation.
It’s tough to think of a more manly way of opening a beer bottle, but a few things that come close:
- Actually shooting the cap off with a real gun
- Biting the cap off… and then swallowing it
- Punching the cap off
- Squeezing the bottle so hard that the cap flies off ala Popeye with spinach (warning: may be physically impossible)
- Blowing gently on the cap and it just flies off like you’re Superman
- Just staring at the cap until it falls off… pregnant
- Karate kicking the cap off with your foot on fire
- Chuck Norris
These are all awesomely manly options but most of us will have to settle with using a bottle opener that looks like a bullet.