
Ah, bubbles. Tiny floating, translucent bodies of an impossibly delicate grace that seemingly no one can resist bursting into drippy nothingness. Nothing in nature quite so effectively demonstrates why we just can’t have nice things.
Well, if we’re all so intent on destroying beautiful things, let’s all enjoy a kinda-sorta drink or two while we’re at it, right?
Thanks to Bubble Lick Edible Bubbles, our childhood is pretty much right here, right now. Each pack contains six bottles holding 25ml of non-toxic bubble solution with enough space to accommodate your cold beverage of choice. We do indeed mean “any” beverage, by the way, from lemonade, soft drinks, or cold-press coffee to more daring mixers such as gin, tequila, vodka, whiskey, or any other kind of boozy bubble you could want to stagger around trying to bite. Basically, anything except thicker liquids such as milk.
When you’re read, screw on the lid, rock the bottle gently, and use the classic wand to let the bubbles o’ beverage fly.
Of course, take the advice of the numerous daycare centers and elementary schools that have banned us from family activities: choose your audience wisely and don’t go blowing Budweiser bubbles around revelers who obviously aren’t old enough to partake. Also keep in mind that Bubble Lick Edible Bubbles may stain walls, furniture, and carpeting, making them best enjoyed outdoors.