Ah, Academia. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. The cunning student of any age trusts nothing less than the Mandalorian armor of Boba Fett to keep their stuff both secure and easily at hand.
We choose to hope that a laptop, tablet, and phone are the most advanced tech bounty hunters of all ages will be carting around in this Mandalorian Armor Backpack from ThinkGeek. However, let’s just play Psycho’s Advocate and suppose you are carting around the real-life equivalents to thermal detonators aplenty and something a little more compact than Boba’s own EE-3 carbine rifle.
First off, just to say what needs saying, WHAT IN EVERY FAR, FAR AWAY F*** ARE YOU STUDYING? ARE THERE ENROLLMENT OPENINGS?
Just as importantly, the spacious main compartment with padded laptop and tablet sleeves – yes, plural – keeps your gadgets separately organized apart from the two zipped side pockets with mesh compartments and three leather-look pouches for additional loot. No matter how heavy or light you travel, the Mandalorian-design back and adjustable straps with MOLLE-style webbing ensure the utmost comfort from one side of your mission to the next. Both side bottle pockets secure with flap coverings and hook & loop closures with a small zipped pouch on each. For those occasions when letting your pack hang loose just won’t do – after all, nobody really wants thermal detonators clanging against each other too frequently on their backside – trust the handy compression straps to create a snug fit with minimal jostling.
Wherever learning takes you, this Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor always keeps you ready to bust a cap in education’s ass.
(NOTE – It pains us deeply that we live in a world wherein a combination of all-too-real tragedy and inability to distinguish a joke compels us to explicitly clarify this, but Unique Hunters in no way, shape, or form condones actually toting firearms and explosives onto any educational campus, period. Seriously. Neither reading, nor writing, nor arithmetic requires ordinance and firearms.)