Bird Dog Mashups Show DNA Just Won’t Splice

….Haven’t You Ever Heard That Song By Loverboy?

Adorably. Terrifying.

To be completely fair, the Freaking News “Dirds!” Photoshop conteSt did bear some surprisingly beautiful, artful work toying with God’s domain and meshing dog and bird parts. Melding a swimming yellow duckling’s body with the weapons-grade sweet-and-fluffy itty-bitty head of a yellow Labrador puppy is just a little cluster bomb of precious spraying sweetness shrapnel all over your morning.

Then someone gave a bulldog a beak. Oh, and someone else added the head of a doberman to a crow. Oh, and we now harbor Sarah Connor degrees of fear for the day some unthinkable coital curiosity yields dogs with the heads of hawks.

Thank you, Internet. You know, in retrospect, it really isn’t that baWHY DID YOU GIVE THAT BIRD THE HEAD OF A DOG HOLDING A DEAD DUCK?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF CTHULU’S SWINGING DADDY-BAG DID YOUR MOTHERS DO TO YOU?!

Source – FreakingNews

8.5 Total Score
A cute freakshow. Gimme one.

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