Bill And Ted Funko POP! Pair Is A Most Excellent Addition To Our Bogus Workstations

Hello, San Dimas!

For what our opinions are worth, there are two kinds of people in this world: people who acknowledge “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” as the single greatest comedy ever made and those who can make convincing arguments for “Wayne’s World.” Sure, it’s a mindset that has gotten us rejected from every major dating website  and guarantees the third movie in the franchise will hit Blu-ray before we have sex again, but the truth hurts.

One of our Arizona-based operatives even loves to take visiting friends on a sight-seeing tour of every location in and around Phoenix where the 1989 modern classic was filmed. He tells us there are indeed always strange things afoot at the Circle K, but no matter which one he visits, they usually seem limited to wondering why every surface and floor around the soda fountain is dripping with more goo than Peter MacNicol at the end of “Ghostbusters 2.” Until the day these monuments to the genesis of Wyld Stallyns with a little help from the infinitely cool and inscrutable George Carlin get their due from the rest of the world, we hear he’s determined to pose this most excellent duo of new Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan Funko POP! Vinyls anywhere and everywhere the Two Great Ones wandered while saving a future 700 years ahead of them.

Could there possibly be better movies out there that we haven’t explored yet? Maybe even a potential new all-time favorite we have yet to watch? Sure, maybe. But the only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.

That’s us, dude.