500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka Will Probably Kill You

Your drinking habits already amount to a declaration of open war upon your liver. Might as well pull a Pearl Harbor on your unsuspecting digestive tract, while you’re at it.

From the proud online purveyors of Instant Regret Chocolate, Habanero-Infused Gummi Bears, the Stress Sausage and the (*SHUDDER*) Inner Selfie Stick – just becaause you deserve to know who you’re dealing with, here – comes 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka.

Yes, it’s time to make your burned, disfigured and traumatized stomach, intestines, gall bladder and colon claw their way up your esophagus after being doused in the napalm of adult beverages. The sadistic harbingers of heat that distilled this lethal spirit didn’t waste time on exaggeration: they have indeed weaponized 500,000 scovilles worth of chilli-infused heat into a 200ml, 40% ABV payload. Think of that tamper-proof packaging as your last chance to back away slowly.

One ill-advised Bloody Mary of this concoction, and Hell shall hold no surprises for you.

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  1. If Larry still drank , this is what I would buy him for christmas !

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