Life sucks sometimes. No matter how hard you try to get through the day, Murphy’s law just slaps you in the face over and over again. This compilation is dedicated to all the times we have been screwed by events beyond our control. All you can do is scream. Luckily none of these poor bastards are you. The last one is the best.
When you accidentally mix up your morning coffee with last nights dinner sauce.
When your friend lets you crash on his couch and it decides to eat you while your trying to whack it to some porn.
When your about to open your car door to drive to work, finally on time, and THIS happens.
Your kid thinks the marker is the same as a stylus on your non touchscreen new computer.
Morning breakfast is ruined for the rest of the week.
You dropped your phone on the filthy public bathroom floor before you had a chance to finish wiping.
You misjudged the ramp on your first stop for the day.
The only key to your apartment is locked inside
You forgot to use oven mitts because you felt it wasn’t that hot and you could quickly grab the pizza and flip it onto the plate.
The damn top to the hot pepper flakes was left partially unscrewed by those a-hole kids.
Pop tart factory schmeerer was a bit off that day.
Your morning health shake spilled over your entire console and you don’t have any napkins in your glovebox. Extra pain as you watch it dripping into every crevice knowing that you’ll never get it fully clean as long as you own the car.
Your spaghetti and meatball dinner spills everywhere while you are eating dinner naked. Alone.
You find THIS near the bottom of the mug after drinking 3/4 of the way down.
You think the cops will be sympathetic when somethings wrong and you’ll be right back.
You forget to put sunscreen on and think, NAH. I’ll be alright. Its not that sunny out.
This Guy. Poor Bastard.
You just got to work you realize you should have paid more attention.
Your pants got stuck in the chair wheel , there is nothing to cut your pants and the only way to escape is to take off your pants, while at work…minutes before people about to come in.
Source – Diply