Ever wish you were so rich that you could wipe your butt with cash?
For those of you who are that rich… do you actually do that? Isn’t that just… terrible?
We now have a much less offensive and wasteful way to accomplish the same thing. This 100 dollar money toilet paper basically looks like a roll of 100 dollar bills so you can feel like a million bucks while you evacuate your bowels.
This is what success feels like. You can also try burning this loo paper or filling a swimming pool with it.